Fifty Word Wonder stories published in Antipodean SF online magazine.
SOFA SO GOOD published in Antipodean SF #178 (April 2013).
Sofa So Good
by Antoinette Rydyr and Steve Carter
He was a fat, inactive child, preferring to watch television all day long.
As an adult he viewed the world in front of the idiot box.
As he sat, he sprouted roots that burrowed deep into his seat.
His body grew into the armchair, merged, becoming a permanent couch potato.